faunch

Faunch: verb, meaning to rage and storm, to fight against fate. "Faunching at the bit" implies waiting in nervous agitation and impatience, like a wild horse that is fighting against a harness. Probably derives from Irish "fonn taodach" - to quote Daniel Cassidy's book, "How the Irish Invented Slang" (p.139) "an impulsive frame of mind, jittery excitation, a fierce humor", taodach meaning "excited, fidgety, quick-tempered." (Cassidy's entry was not defining "faunch", but "fantod." I made the leap myself.

I was faunching at the bit to drive my uncle's new Mustang.

by The Real Deej January 12, 2008

fadunkadunk

a girl with a hughe gehtto booty, usually bigger than anything ever seen

damn check out that girl loquesha she got tha fadunkadunks

by joe heregger January 26, 2005

Fauncy

A drop in replacement for fancy, with a lot more panache! Use fauncy in your day to day conversations to illustrate your sharp judgment and taste. People will know immediately the kind of discerning and most importantly, fauncy person you are!

It's not fancy, it's fauncy!

by Lee Newton July 4, 2008

chinese fadunk

(n) the act of blowing your load in a girl's eyes and as she wipes the spunk out of her eyes, (hence the chinese part) you smack her in the face with your cock

Last night i pulled a chinese fadunk on Lisi.

by stop snitchin August 28, 2007

Falunctuous

Something that pleases you.

This cheese sauce Madi made is very Falunctuous.

by Falunctuous December 20, 2017

fadunk

the act of slapping your dick around someones face or head

after the gobbie i fadunked her

by jackroll June 11, 2006

Fadunk

(v.) to smack someone in the face with a penis that has recently ejaculated to leave a mushroom print. loads of fun.

Haha Jeff fell asleep and Matt fadunked him! I always thought those two were weird. Fadunk! Fadunkity dunk dunk dunk.

by anonymous November 29, 2003