Factos

What you say to acknowledge your insurmountable greatness professed to you by a ballsucking fanboy.

"Dear Cristiano,

Cristiano Ronaldo this year:

🏆 Italian Cup.

🏆 Italian Super Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Euro Cup.

⚽️ Top scorer of the Italian Championship.

⚽️ Top scorer for Juventus in the 2020/21 season.

⚽️ Top scorer for Manchester United in the 2021/22 season.

🥇 Became the top scorer in football history in official goals.

🥇 Became the greatest scorer and greatest assistant in the history of the Euro Cup.

They still put the guy in 6th… Do you really think that 5 guys did more than him in the year? Never.

And who does the prize go to? For Messi, who only won the Copa del Rey by Barcelona, he hasn't scored a goal against Real Madrid since when Cristiano left, disappeared in the big games of the season, won the Copa America that was supposed to be every 4 years and do practically every year. He didn't score in the final or the semifinal. And he's been having a weak season with PSG individually.

For Cristiano to win this prize he has to be 300% unquestionable. It's no use scoring the most beautiful bike of the year, being champion of everything by club, top scorer of everything and scoring a hat-trick in the World Cup, they still provide a way to take the prize from him.

Theft. Dirt. Shame. Simply regrettable.

Who saw, saw. Anyone with enough intelligence knows who the real deserving ones are.

Receiving awards without earning it is false happiness, without pride.

Regardless of these awards, the CR7 will always be the best in history!"

"Factos 👍👀"

by Lingardinho December 3, 2021

Factoe

A persons face that resembles a big toe.

That person looks like a factoe.

He/she has a big factoe.

by Ashpl0306 June 1, 2017

Factos

A word used by a crying Portugese fraud named Pristiano Penaldo (aka Pendu) on Instagram when he found out that he would eternally live in Messi's shadow.

Once again, the Portugese ghost has diverted attention towards himself after typing the word Factos

by Owner of Penaldogs December 1, 2021

Ipso Facto

Ipso facto is a philosophical term. It is Latin for "by that very fact".

'You work for the bank. The bank works for me. Ipso facto, I'm your boss.'
--Ben Stiller in "Dodgeball"

by I L July 20, 2005

de facto

A Latin term, loosely meaning "of the fact". An adjective describing something that exists or happens as a result of tradition or culture. Not normally used as an urban slang term, but as a historical/legal phase

Even after slavery was outlawed by the govrnment, de fato discrimination still existed in many areas.

by D.V.A. October 15, 2003

de facto

Not acknowledged as official, but real all the same.

There are de facto countries around the world, such as Transnistria, Northern Cyprus, and Somaliland, which the world community refuses to recognize as real countries, despite having their own governments, flags, military, and so forth.

Ashley and Tim are in a de facto relationship. Even though they claim to be single, they're always together and have been for over a year. Duh...

by BGMan July 19, 2008

de facto

(adj.) Exerting strength without official obligation.

English is the de facto language of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but gaelic languages are used in many parts. This is so those "not frum rownd ere are ya?" don't know when people are going to rape a sheep. See welsh or wales

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004