facestalk

To stalk someone using the social networking site, Facebook.

"Have you met her?"
"No, but I totally facestalked her for a while."

by icy118 August 26, 2007

Facestalk

To stalk someone using facebook

Doc was facestalkin that bitch for like 3 months

by Pete06 April 7, 2008

Faceist

A person who judges or discriminates another because of their facial features.

Fear or suspicion of a person because of their facial characteristics.

Persona A: "I didn't give him the job because he had evil looking eyes."

Person B: "Really, isn't that a bit faceist?

by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

Facesturbating

The act of facebook raping yourself, to make it seem like you have friends who play tricks on you, but you don't really.

P - Hey look at Joe Bloggs' status, it says "Joe is really gay", he's definitely just been fraped!
M - Nah, Joe Bloggs doesn't have any friends, he's definitely just facesturbating.

by Dreadiroth October 7, 2010

Facestracted

to be distracted by Facebook from getting on with real life responsibilites and obligations.

John: Did you read over and correct the report I sent to you?

David: Sorry John I got completely Facestracted looking at those hot bikini pictures on your little sister's Facebook account.

by XanderP81 July 30, 2010

Famiest

To be mean to, judge or discriminate against someone because of their family history

The teacher was a famiest because she assumed Bob would mean to others because his older sister had a history of being mean.

by ScarletKnight70 October 2, 2019

Facestalking

Using the website facebook to stalk someone by repeatedly checking thier profile page to see their status, relationship status, pictures and who they have been speaking to. You know you have a serious problem with facestalking when you click on who they have been talking to, only to find that only their friends can view their profile. Obviously you cannot add them as this will become suspicious to the person you are stalking. This leaves you angry that you cannot complete your stalking mission.

Talking on facebook chat
Me: Yo
Dan: Yo, cant really chat, i only logged in quickly to see what becky is upto. She chattin to some guy called shaun but i cant see his profile. ffs this is pissing me off big time.
Me: Dude you need some help with your facestalking problem.

by <<Chris>> February 24, 2009