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Faceplam

v. The act of facepalming, with the hand sliding off the face, leading to a headdesk/facetable.
What he said was so stupid, instead of just facepalming, I faceplamed, to show him how stupid he was.
by iTesco August 23, 2010
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FACEPLANT

Hitting the ground face first. Also: auger, digger, soil sample, spring planting.
For a fine example - click on the link:
www.patglennon.net/images/faceplant.jpg
by PGDN April 16, 2004
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faceboard

A series of keys being hit with your forehead or face to describe anger (commonly used on the internet).

A compound word of: Facepalm; Keyboard
Faceboard moment:
lkajsk;lja;klsjklajs'o;j'wsldkakshdjlsd'aljs
by Anonymous9786896343 May 7, 2010
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Dutch Faceplant

1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.

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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.

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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
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faceplam

a common misspelling of facepalm by some people on places such as digg.com
It was a pretty big faceplam moment.
by RaulMuaddib June 18, 2008
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Faceparty

Faceparty - craftyape:

The best social networking website around.
The admin actually look after the people that use the website, set up meets and throw the best parties in exsitance. There are about 1000 if not more regulars on the site, which generaly tend to get along with each other, then there is the lurkers, people get along with them but some of them are fakes, or people just using the site to promote the buisiness or get their cock wet.
to get onto the site you have to make friends with the admin or the regulars to obtain a password, and if you disobey any of the rules you will get band
All of the above and much more make this site the best thing ever.... In the whole world
20/12/2008 - Mushroom party - best partu ever

11/4/2009 - Marshmallow party - Next best faceparty ever
by bextah May 8, 2009
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tacklebox faceplant

The act of piercing one's face so many times, it appears they have proformed a faceplant in a tacklebox. also see faceplant
"Holy Christ! Have you seen Mary lately?! It looks like she did a tacklebox faceplant!"
by TarantisticCthulhu May 30, 2006
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