shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.

"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009

Facecrook

A person who has hacked your account and changed your password so that they can completely own your facebook

My password won't work. Damnit a facecrook stole my account

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

I facebooked your mum

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.

Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum

by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

facecrook

One who commits fraudulent, illegal, or evil acts on facebook.

Whoever tagged me in a picture on facebook that was really a picture of someone else is a total facecrook.

by Greg Buri January 6, 2008

Facecrooking

When someone re-posts someone else's Facebook post, without giving them due credit.

One common form of Facecrooking is copying someone else's Facebook post and pasting it on your wall.

by drtoucan August 15, 2010

Facecrook

Using someone else's picture, such as a celebrity, as your Facebook profile photo.

"Damn man, do you see that hot girl Donnie's friends with on Facebook?"

"You dolt, that's a picture of Olga Kurylenko. Donnie's friend is a facecrook!"

by The Other 99 December 16, 2008