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poo fumes

The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.
"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."
by gangstahippo January 2, 2013
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pussy fumes

the unpleasant smell on one's fingers or penis after inserting them into an unclean or funky smelling vagina, or smelled just by putting one's face too close to or actually on it
"I went over to the girl's place, and we got into it. Once I got home, I realized I needed to wipe down my steering wheel because it smelled of pussy fumes."
by highlyopinionated July 20, 2013
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Butt fumes

I need to go outside to expel my Butt Fumes
by Dollarbill1985 July 15, 2010
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sucking fumes

When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.
You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.
by a sarcastic kid January 6, 2009
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colonic fumes

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 23, 2021
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ass fumes

When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.
Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...
by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008
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God fumes

When you can't afford to purchase gas for your vehicle so you drive to your destination running on only the faith God will get you there.
"Pay day isn't until Tuesday so I drove to work on God fumes."
by DefinitionDonna February 1, 2016
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