Fibonacci sequence

A mathematical sequence starting with zero and one. To find the next number in the sequence, add the last two numbers in the sequence.

0 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89 144 233 377 610 987. These are the Fibonacci sequence numbers before 1000.

by Matt11111 November 25, 2011

Fibonacci fap February

A challenge that is almost impossible. Each day in February, the participant has to nut in accordance to the Fibonacci numbers. On the last day, the participant must nut at a rate of 3.68 nuts per second.

You trying for destroy dick December man?
Nah. Thats for the weak. Gotta try Fibonacci fap February.

by Nighthawk Entertainment November 5, 2018

Fibonacci clusterfuck

A series of clusterfucks where each successive clusterfuck is equal in magnitude to the sum of the preceding two clusterfucks.

Therefore, if "CF" were a standard unit of clusterfuck, the history of a Fibonacci clusterfuck project would consist of 0CF, 1CF, 1CF, 2CF, 3CF, 5CF, 8CF, 13CF, ... and so on until the incompetent fucktards running the show have driven off any competent engineers and exhausted all the time and money allocated.

The fucktards on my project are so incompetent that it has turned into a 2 year long Fibonacci Clusterfuck. The project is 2 years old and we are 6 years behind schedule.

by SuctionHead July 16, 2010

fibonasty

The act of masturbating twice in a row, followed by fornicating with one person, followed by a three-some, followed by a five-some, followed by an eight-person orgy, followed by a thirteen-person orgy, etc.

That fibonasty was crazy last night. There must have been at least 144 people in my house by the end.

by leonardo_fibonacci February 2, 2015

fibonacci salad

A salad thats composed of the salad that was served yesterday and two days ago.
Rarely used to describe a good tasting salad.
Can be used to describe other non-fresh meals.

It's based on the "fibonacci" mathematical series that each number is composed of the two numbers before it (0,1,1,2,3,5,8 etc.)

Person 1: "I think they're serving fibonacci salad today"
Person 2: "Eww It tastes like the crap they served yesterday"

by Tomash91 January 11, 2009

Fibonassism

The art of having MAJOR skill issues in a field and yet, teaching the same subject for at least a million years.

Here are some characteristics of an average Fibonassist:
1. Can't say a word without PowerPoint Presentations
2. Super-Vague and excessively general Language
3. Ultra-Repetition of stupid words like 'whichever', 'some', 'kinda', 'specific', 'particular' and so on...
4. Trash Grammar and Disastrous pronunciations
5. Rubbish translation as a form of explanation
6. They look like the distant relatives you try to avoid at all times

"It all started when these professors collectively decided to trigger us using their highly advanced vocabulary. Man, she said 'Fee-boh-naah-see-say-rizz' and not 'Fee-boh-naa-chee-see-reez'. We started noticing weird patterns in these nuisances, and then there was no turning back".

-Team Anti-Fibo, 2023

Guy 1 : "Aw man, another Fibo lecture, ugh!"
Guy 2: "Fuck this shit, I ain't playing this game now"

Guy 3: "Ayo, what class is it now?"
Guy 1: "You guessed it :)"
Guy 3: "Fibonassism is real T_T"
(both start crying in pain)

by Dabbing Mongus June 11, 2023

Fibonacci Fap February

In parody of 'No Nut November' and 'Destroy Dick December', this is an event that starts on the 1st of February, where on the first day, you fap once, on the second day you fap once, on the third you fap twice, on the fourth you fap three times etc. until the 28th where you fap 317811 times.

It's worse on a leap year.

Guy 1: 'Hey man, are you doing Destroy Dick December?'
Guy 2: 'Yeah I gotta train for Fibonacci Fap February - it's gonna be brutal.'
Guy 1: 'Well don't forget Jerk Off January my dude!'
Guy 2: :O

by Lukash Hash December 1, 2018