n. (aka "Fo-Fo") An overstimulated, hormonal, alcoholic woman. She likes to flirt with extremely young men and thrust her large melons at them. She has a thing for throwing baby birds against glass windows and hates roaches with the intensity of one thousand suns. She will try to recruit you to join her fleet of breast soldiers by telling you that you are her "mind-twin". She is obsessed with the holocaust. If you tell her you are Jewish, you will not only get an automatic 'A' in her class but she will also bump you up to commander in her student army. Watch out for this demon woman. She is illusive and may one day become a drama teacher which will make her even more difficult to spot.
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A common figure know by schizophrenic people with sever autism , commonly seen as a saint and “ holy angel “ among retards
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alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
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