FOG

Fucking old guy the generalized term, or fucking obese girl

God shes a fog

by fight me egghead February 24, 2015

FOG

A derogatory term used towards an Alabama fan who only cares about football. A "Football Only Gump", or "FOG."

"The basketball team is doing well."
"Who cares!? Roll Tide. On to 17 titles."
"Dammit you're such a FOG, Bill."

by @nonymou$ December 30, 2017

FOG

Abreviation for Fuckable Older Guy. A term used to describe a handsome but older gentleman that although maybe a little saggy still hot enough to do. Simalar to MILF (Mother Id Like to Fuck) but for a man

Damn girl, did you see that FOG that just came in?
or
Wow, did it just get Foggy in here?

by Traci aka T-Funk January 14, 2008

FOG

or FOGS is an analagy for Fresh out of Grade School. Used in refernce to niners or freshman, most often.

that girl is clearly a FOG

by tbs152 October 21, 2010

FOG

F.O.G.
Fat Obnoxious Girl

The name used to describe THAT fat annoying girl at a party who is the epitomy of an attention whore.
She is usually the loudest person in the room and will raid your fridge of all drunk munchies including ice cream, chips, leftovers, and even garbage.

A FOG needs to be over 170lbs and lower than 6/10 scale.

"Her personality is a sole deterrent of every attractive party-goer having a social connection"

He shall not hook up with a FOG

There is a heavy FOG rolling in.

Visability has been compromised due to dense FOG

Who let the FOG in?

by JJDHar July 6, 2010

FOG

Stands for "Fuckin Old Guy". You know who they be, outta touch, grumpy old bastards!

DJ: We betta get movin', here comes the FOG to run us off!
Angus: FOG?
DJ: Ya, Fuckin Old Guy. The bitch can't hang, Roger!

by eatmecc December 14, 2008

FOG

FOG is short for Fit Of Giggles, it is used when chatting online or texting. This is an alternative to LOL, because LOL was so 5 years ago. This is used when you are ACTUALLY laughing out loud and cannot stop. It is also more outrageously silly than LOL.

that guy had me in such a FOG

by LaurelFoggyT September 9, 2009