Definitions by @nonymou$

Fixing Dressers 

A term originating in Alabama meaning to fuck, bang, do the sex, etc.

He’ll be fixing dressers tonight

Fixing Dressers by @nonymou$ January 21, 2019

FOG 

A derogatory term used towards an Alabama fan who only cares about football. A "Football Only Gump", or "FOG."

"The basketball team is doing well."
"Who cares!? Roll Tide. On to 17 titles."
"Dammit you're such a FOG, Bill."

FOG by @nonymou$ December 30, 2017