A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.
Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!
by miss_princess February 23, 2009

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
by shangschlong June 9, 2015

by malevolentmango September 12, 2016

(noun)(fm.)A drunken mess that overly exaggerates their sexuality, often in the form of "oops" pictures, that were really no accident.
by TTAY November 8, 2008

Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting
My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
by ButtPirateSevenSeas April 18, 2016

by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007

by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
