Flower Pot Head

A flower pot head (also spelt as flour pot head) is someone with not many brains, or someone who's head is full of nothing. A flower pot head can also be a blonde, an idiot or someone who is being stupid.
Mel: You are such a flower pot head, I cant believe you thought that Sydney was the capital of Australia!
by miss_princess February 23, 2009
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Tennessee flower pot

When your fucking a girl and shitting on a toilet simultaneously . Preferably with squirty dumplings.
"She refused to give me a blumpkin so i made a Tennessee flower pot
by shangschlong June 9, 2015
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The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.
Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!
by malevolentmango September 12, 2016
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Flower Pot Panty

(noun)(fm.)A drunken mess that overly exaggerates their sexuality, often in the form of "oops" pictures, that were really no accident.
That Tara Reid sure is a Flower Pot Panty. Oh man yeah!
by TTAY November 8, 2008
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Italian flower pot

A sexual act that involves eating a pizza from someones anus.
Having an Italian flower pot made pizza night much more interesting

My grandmother was confused when she found "Italian flower pot" in my homemade cook book
by ButtPirateSevenSeas April 18, 2016
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blew over my flower pot

blew over my flower pot or knocked over my flower pot means creamed my jeans
Oh, Rob, you just blew over my flower pot.
by WetPantsPeggy August 22, 2007
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Flower Pot Faggot

Hollis is a Flower Pot Faggot for going 5-1 while camping on Gun Runner.
by Opossum123 February 11, 2021
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