floppy dick porn

Pornography that never shows an erect penis. This is most commonly found on late night movie channels.
Is she having sex with his thigh? Yeah, this is just floppy dick porn.
by Gabe K. March 14, 2007
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loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.
Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.
by Akjohnny February 19, 2009
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big bag of floppy dicks

When something is a big bag of floppy dicks, it's lame and disappointing.
Well, that's just a big bag of floppy dicks.
by Daniel Woolf January 07, 2008
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1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob
That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks
by dumbbruce17 November 22, 2012
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floppy donkey dick

a cock that is 15"long,5" around, and ... well always floppy
tim got slaped in the face by ryans floppy donkey dick.
by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003
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Floppy Donkey Dick

Someone with a huge dick

Most like Floppy and as big as a donkeys

(Most Corbin’s an Logan’s don’t have this but your friend Mason does)
by NiggyBiggy 69 May 23, 2018
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floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!
by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003
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