This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!
Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!
Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!
by Sexy Mini Stud Muffin April 26, 2009
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Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.
In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.
In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.
by Andy April 28, 2004
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Get the flagellate mug.1:The part of its body a bacteria uses to move
2:The few long strands of hair left behind when your hair is cut by a trainee hairdresser or a family member.These rogue hairs resemble the flagellum of a bacteria. Must be in a clump with several hairs. Most prominent when combined with a bowl cut.These hairs should be tugged when the flagellum wearer is least expecting it. Found on guys and shaven headed lesbians.
2:The few long strands of hair left behind when your hair is cut by a trainee hairdresser or a family member.These rogue hairs resemble the flagellum of a bacteria. Must be in a clump with several hairs. Most prominent when combined with a bowl cut.These hairs should be tugged when the flagellum wearer is least expecting it. Found on guys and shaven headed lesbians.
Example 1:What interesting flagellum on that paramecium
Example 2:
Harry: hey guys!
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:so your sister renewed your bowl cut
Harry: yeh...
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:wats that on tha back of your head?
Harry:cant see..
Oliver,Matt and Nathan: AHHH!! ITS FLAGELLUM!!!!
**tug Flagellum**
Example 2:
Harry: hey guys!
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:so your sister renewed your bowl cut
Harry: yeh...
Oliver,Matt and Nathan:wats that on tha back of your head?
Harry:cant see..
Oliver,Matt and Nathan: AHHH!! ITS FLAGELLUM!!!!
**tug Flagellum**
by Hans Brix May 23, 2006
Get the flagellum mug.The urban dictionary definition of flagelbagel is not a joke
by carterthemonster69 March 6, 2020
Get the flagelbagel mug.a disease based on the allergic reaction to muffins. the symptoms include making you attracted to the opposite gender ur currently atrracted to, also you excrete muffins from the flange hole and the corn hole.you also can become addicted to muffins
holy moley ive got chocolate chip muffins comming out of my corn hole.
i scraped blueberries from my flange today
mmmm....muffins with a hint of trout
eating the healthy muffins causes flangella muffin fever
i scraped blueberries from my flange today
mmmm....muffins with a hint of trout
eating the healthy muffins causes flangella muffin fever
by neal + kev July 18, 2006
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