Throw firewood

An action that describes a made-up prior engagement in order to dodge duties, plans, or other activities solely because you really didn't want to, but wanted to spare feelings. Made popular in Skyrim where some quest givers may ask of you a menial task and you respond with an equally menial task in order to exit conversation so you can come back and get it later if wanted.

You: "Hey, want to go bowling?"
Person: " I cannot as I have to Throw firewood later."

by Yodamane January 1, 2012

throwing some firewood

A flimsy excuse for bailing on your friends. This does not mean that the actual act of cutting or stacking firewood does or does not occur however. It can also be an excuse for why you failed to perform a specific act or function.

Yeah, Jeezy was supposed to come bowling but he said he was busy throwing some firewood.

by Metal Soldier January 1, 2012

Nazi firewood

Refers to the Nazis burning Jews in ovens during WWII.

Sgt Schultz was cold, so he threw a couple more pieces of Nazi firewood in the oven.

by inbadtaste February 18, 2014

French Firewood

AKA Peugeot, Citroen, and Renault. Gets the name because during the riots in France, they burned cars like firewood.

Everytime there is a riot in France, the supply of French Firewood dwindled, thus, the price skyrocketed.

by AktionT41942 June 23, 2006

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Firewooding

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus

by DickDickington September 8, 2017

fire wood

Another word for Ghonoreah. Used from the guy perspective.

Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night.
James: Oh yea? Did you get fire wood?
Ryan: Shhh, Don't tell any one but my wood burns like a mofo.

by Marshbag October 16, 2006