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Finnish card-swipe

when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.
by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011
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Finnish hammer

#1 : a frozen mackerel

#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone
"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"

"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "
by MikeXse April 2, 2015
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Steel Finisher

To stab a woman during orgasm.
Will: You know Jennifer?

Nick: Yeah, why?

Will: I gave her a steel finisher last night.
by erikoth May 21, 2009
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Finnish Headbutt

Where you headbutt though solid matter to look into an area
I Finnish headbutt to work on my car’s engine.
by ColtonM02 June 8, 2018
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Strong Finisher

Someone or something who is a champion of volleyball and all things Volleyball related.
Student 1: "Yo i heard we have to face a strong finisher in volleyball..."

Student 2: "Fuck man were gonna lose 15-1"

Student 3: *shits pants*

Strong Finisher: "Fuck bitches, get money........Bitch"
by La roux March 16, 2010
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i finished my homework

you did? good job. ready for tomorrow night's homework? we know the answer to that.
thinks *yay I finished my homework*
now you're bored
types this
reads this
is disappointed with this definition because it wasn't entertaining at all so now you're going to look up something else but you have no clue what to look up because you already looked up the words bored and i'm bored and the alphabet forwards and backwards and typed random things on the computer
you're wondering how accurate this is
or you might be wondering why I said it was so accurate because you literally did none of those things
but idk I tried mk
by i love hamilton :) May 27, 2018
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i'm not finished with you

(wrestling) When you think Braun Strowman is done hurting you, and you realize that he isn't.
After getting my arm broken by Braun Strowman, I was loaded into an ambulance. When I got in, I heard a loud voice yell, "I'm not finished with you!" Strowman then tipped over the ambulance with me still inside.
by Iranianamericanjournalist February 13, 2018
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