Finnished 

A person is finnished after or during the situation where someone else screws up totally. The finnished person mourns how life sucks because of this, and yet secretly believes that there might be a miracle ahead because of some secret ingredient like "sisu" or at least after drinking a couple of beers and the visit to the toilet or to the fridge.

A finnished person always knows the reasons why something bad happened or is about to happen, but, he or she has no actual will to make things better. He or she is willing to give valuable advice - but only afterwards. When the defeat is inevitable, finnished people take their painkillers and start to wait the next possible victory since it is just about to happen.

Guy #1: How is your life going?
Guy #2: I drank too much for a week and got a headache since my favorite team lost the game on Friday. Can you believe that the coach was so damn stupid and who, who the hell selected those players? Where was our defence? Why did they not attack? I know several things about the game by heart and they apparently nothing.
Guy #1: Sorry to hear. Better luck next time.
Guy #2: Well, at least we have the victory from a decade ago. We are the best because of that. This team did not deserve to play further. It was so right for them to lose.
Guy #1: Sorry to say but you are so finnished.

"USA made 6 goals. The hockey team from Finland tried to play and got 1 goal. The online crowd in Finland concentrated on tweets and Facebook status updates since they needed to wonder who was so stupid to let these players to represent them and while wondering this, they got more drunk. They had no opportunity to be the hockey heroes they knew they were. That sucked. The audience was so finnished."

Finnished by alituj&irruk February 26, 2010

I finished to baked

To receive a message from Hotpocket, from the somewhat popular Youtube series "Ralfi's Alley- Sh*ts n Giggles" while ejaculating.

I finished to baked last night while choking the literal fuck out of my chicken, I spent the rest of that night crying.

I finished to baked by Shipmaster of the Loveboat August 9, 2015

Finnish 

Someone or something that has relation to or origin from Finland.

Santa Claus, IRC, saunas, Nokia cell phones, ammonium chloride, Nightwish, and other things are Finnish.

Finnish by mevyhetal January 8, 2005

Finnish Line 

The finnish line marks the point at which all the alcohol in a household has been drunk and everyone is smashed. "Crossing the finnish line" refers to the act of drinking all that's left in a house through mass partying and drinking games.

The people of Finland (the finnish) are known for being able to hold their liquor and for their mad partying skills. The finnish set the bar high when it comes to hardcore drinking, so reaching the finnish line is truly a badge of honor, particularly if it happens as a result of winning many games of beirut or beer pong in a row.

"After winning seven games of 10-cup beirut in a row, the finnish line was in sight for Mark and Janet. When they won their final game and all the beer was gone, they stepped across the finnish line and had the best drunk sex ever."

"Guy #1: How was the party at Stubby's last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was amazing, we hit the finnish line.
Guy #1: Woah, how much did you start with?
Guy #2: Let's just say that hockey players from Helsinki would have been jealous.
Guy #1: That's fucked up."

Finnish Line by mgeyer2006 May 11, 2006

Finnish 

The main language of Finland. Finno-Ugric.
One of the hardest and weirdest languages on Earth.
Contains the best swearwords; saatana, helvetti, kyrpä and essentially perkele.
The tone may sound angry and irritated for tourists, but actually Finnish people are quite nice.
Has some really long words, like "epäjärjestelmällisyydessänsäkään" and "metsämarjatäysmehutiivistepurkki". (Sorry, can't translate them, but they really are accurate Finnish words.)

Finnish SSS: Sauna, Sibelius and Sisu ("Suomalainen sisu" = Finnish hardiness)
By the way, there are not any polar bears walking on streets of Finland; actually, there are no polar bears there at all, except in a Finnish zoo called Korkeasaari.

Finnish by Finni September 28, 2007

Finisher (Reverse Psychology) 

When a girl uses reverse psychology during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc.

If you say "I'm gonna cum!" she may respond with a verbal "finisher" that includes reverse psychology

- "Not yet!"
- "No you're not!"
- "No! Don't cum yet!"
- "No! You're not allowed to cum!"
- "No! Just wait a little longer!"
- "No! Try to last a little bit longer!"
- "No! Wait until I tell you to cum!"
- "No! I didn't say you could!"
- “No! I don’t want you to cum!”
- “No! I won’t let you!”
- "No! I can't let you!"
- "You're cumming?! No, wait!"
- "Nooo! Nooo! Nooo!"
- “No you won’t!”
- “Oh no you don’t!”
- “Oh no! Oh no!”
- “Nooooooo!”
- “Wait! Wait!”
- “Already?!”
- “So soon?!”
- "Wait, you can't cum yet!"
- "You better not cum!"
- "You better hold it in!"
- "Only if I let you!”
- “Just try to hold it in, babe! Please! For me!”
- "You'll cum only if / when I say you can cum!"
- "I'm gonna punish you if you cum!"
- "You'll be sorry if you cum!"
- “I’ll never let you cum! Never!”
- “Not until I cum first!”
- “If you cum first, you lose!”
- “If you cum, I’ll leave you tied up here!”
- “If you cum, I’ll never untie you!“

Finisher (Reverse Psychology)

Finisher (Reverse Psychology) by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 26, 2022

being Finnish 

Sitting around without making a word or a face as did you live in a country of ice and darkness.

-What's up with Pekka tonight?

-I have no idea, he's always being Finnish just after new years

being Finnish by Svensvensven November 20, 2011