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fapunition

Ammunition (images, movies, etc.) for masturbating.
My fapunition consists of Katy Perry bouncing in that Elmo t-shirt!
by I.am.Geezus September 29, 2010
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fapulicious

1)intense sexual desire to fap to a certain person.
ex: You see that girl on the cover of the magazine? she's fapulicious
by saintcrls May 22, 2010
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fapular

When a girl is so attractive a man is unable to deny the urge to fap
Man that girl is so fapular I'm going to have to take five in the bathroom
by AMOTION March 21, 2014
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Fapula

verb - For a person to intake sexual pleasure from masturbating with a spatula.

Past Tense: Fapulad
Present Tense: Fapulaing
Red - "Oh man, when I get home, I'm gonna have a good fapula."
Connor - "Can I join? I haven't been fapualing recently."
by warchihiro March 29, 2015
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Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme
Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...
by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017
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fapuccino

Blended white drink with special ingredients.
Me: "I served her a fapuccino last night. In bed."
by the. July 6, 2009
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Fapuccino

When a disgruntled employee makes a frappuccino, with the unfortunate addition of his/her (We don't discriminate) semen. Surprisingly, adds a light and delicious aftertaste on the consumers tongue*.

*Blatant lie, it tastes like dick milk.
Ricky makes a mean Fapuccino, but he won't give me the damn recipe!

Jessica drank five fapucinno's for a pound of cocaine. In hindsight, we really should have thought this through.
by PusLikeDischarge May 7, 2012
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