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pussy fapping

To masturbate one's vagina.

Especially when it makes the sticky wet sounds.
Emily is pussy fapping loud again to furry porn
by Kandi Klover October 21, 2013
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Fappaning

Fappaning is an occasion for masturbation to occur.
The porn movies lead to a great fappaning in the basement.
by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
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fappenstance

A random occurence that results in the need or desire to start pleasuring oneself. A combination of fapping and happenstance.
I was on my way to the bathroom to take a piss when by fappenstance I walked in on my friend boning his girlfriend in the laundry room. Needless to say when I got to the bathroom I decided to pound off instead of piss.
by MalibuMatt July 6, 2011
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Fapouflage

Trying to camouflage the sound of yourself fapping ( masturbating ) by introducing another sound, such as putting your music on or flowing a tap, etc.
Mom: "I'm so proud that our son takes care of his appearance. That tap has been flowing a good few minutes. Nothing a mother likes better than to see a groomed son."

Dad: "Hmmm... Fapouflage."
by Little Lord WTF? December 9, 2010
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Fapoleon

The chronic-masturbating, 19th century French general and emperor. Was known to carry large parcels of fapkins in his personal baggage trains.

OR

A man of short stature, with legendary fapping capabilities.
"Steve is a total Fapoleon."

"Oh yeah?"

"He's short and masturbated 17 times today!"
by NOT Graham Lengkeek October 13, 2011
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The Fappening

The day in which the Great Journey commenced as foretold in the Great Prophecy, in which hundreds of nude pictures of various female celebrities, whose bodies many men have salivated over, were leaked on the Internet. As a result of a leak of such biblical proportions, "The Fappening" commenced, which implies that thousands masturbated to these leaked pictures.

8-31-14, Never Forget The Fappening.
Sam: Dude, remember when all those pics of Kate Upton and JLaw went viral?

Tim: Yeah man, I took part in The Fappening.
by YourBestWorstFrenemy August 31, 2014
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Fappcident

An accident involving jizzums.
Tom: Did you see that fappcident?
Bill: Yea, its a real mess.
by jbawesomesticks October 11, 2016
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