faff

Used to describe owners of the ST205 variant of the Toyota Celica GT-Four, due to their tendancy to 'faff' about over their cars

Nice faff you got there.

or

Stop faffing about on that car/faff.

by GT4 February 19, 2005

#FAFF

Fuck A Fake Friend

Or

Someone who goes against what you want to do 24/7

Friend 1:Will you spot me some money for some Briqs Ice Cream?

Friend 2: Nah man get your own

Friend 1: (in their head & on twitter) man.. Fuck a fake friend #FAFF...

by KelNet8 June 13, 2014

faff

Womans sexual organs

Suck her faff

by Dom Jackson June 12, 2004

faff

To keep speaking pompously and with a lot of jargon , when in fact you don't have a clue of the topic at hand.Often excercised by Business people (mostly MBAs), public speakers, HR guys , politicians etc.

1> The CEO got up late to prepare for the presentation and ended up faffing like mad on the podium.

2> In an interview , when you've said enough "I don't know"s , its time for faffing.

by prasunc July 29, 2008

Faff

What women do. Trying to get something done whilst generally achieving nothing.

It took my wife 2 hours to get ready. 5 minutes to dress and 115 minutes to faff about.

by Dicksplash June 10, 2007

Faff

Description of pubic hair

"She has a shaved faff"
"You have a bit of faff showing mate, pull your shorts down a bit"
"Shes got a nice/dirty faff"

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

Faff

The descriptive word for a ladies part. Can also be used to describe a group of ladies.

"Oooo, that's a lovely faff"

"Look at that bit of faff"

"Get that faff over here, I'm all in a tizzy"

by Mark J. Wiggs January 15, 2014