Expentulate

When you purposely position oneself in order to audibly amplify the sound of a fart.

He always sits on the wood bench to expentulate his farts.

by Amack9604 June 14, 2020

expensive nap

A movie or play that is so boring you sleep through it. It usually costs a decent sum of money.

Man 1: "Hey Tom, how was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 last night?"

Man 2: "Real forgettable bro, it was a total expensive nap."

by Ganzi November 14, 2013

expand dong

To obtain/achieve an erection.

"Wow, that's so sexy I'm about to expand dong!"

by SwagLowMuffins June 8, 2014

ExpansionAttemptiosis

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.

WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.

by political retailer January 30, 2017

expensive girl

The most beautiful valentines gift ever to humanity from our Nubian King Namquan

take it off now girl -expensive girl

by TheMostExpensiveGirl March 1, 2018

expendable crew member

The one that will definitely not survive. Taken from the TV series "Star Trek", which frequently introduces a new character (often wearing a red shirt), who dies early on, showing the power of that episode's enemy force. This is character is killed so that the regulars, Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Uhura, Chekov, and Scotty, can all remain unharmed.

Good thing James wore his red shirt, because if we have to throw someone to the wolves tonight, it's gonna be our expendable crew member.

by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

Expensive Girl

The greatest song of all time. Thank you Kim Namjoon for making this song.

Person one:IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE!
Person two:What are you listening to?
Person one:Expensive Girl.

by RM's Expensive Girl jk Shayla August 1, 2018