exitate

Hesitating while getting one's bearings upon exiting an elevator, escalator, or other conveyance, causing gridlock for the people behind.

I hate daytrippers who exitate when they get off the train. Move to one side and figure out where you're going!

by Zhou Schmo July 22, 2007

exiteer

A person in the audience of a movie theater who decides to go out the emergency exit way instead of through the lobby. Therefore causing bright light to appear in the movie theater which makes people (whose eyes are in pain from the sudden light) very annoyed, etc.

My eyes hurt so much because I just experienced a family of damn exiteers at the movie theater.

by Glasses 'n Neckties July 18, 2009

Exition

its like excitement, only with a tion!

thursday?

yesssssssss
exition!

by cardrew September 26, 2005

exit

On IRC, use it when somebody asks a question in a non-help channel.

<Bob> can you give me Scan for clones for the all network ?
<Jag> /exit
* Bob has quit IRC

by Jagfire March 10, 2003

exititis

Exititis is a specific type of human behavior often associtated with freeway or highway vehicle drivers who speed up and cut across traffic to exit. A common form of exititis is for the driver of the exiting vehicle to cut across, not one, but often, two lanes of traffic just in front of a responsible driver in the right lane. Due to the speed reduction in the exit lane, this type of driver always hits the brakes hard due to excessive speed. This malady exists worldwide and has no known cure.

The three car accident was caused by exititis in the jerk driving the SUV.

by Mr_Puttle October 28, 2009

female exit

a phrase Phil Lester should have never said in a live stream trying to recover his previous saying "lady door".

Dad why did you do dat,
why

enter my female exit

by d-niellester January 24, 2018

Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.

This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.

by GGAustin August 14, 2011