ex-wife

Noun: A life and money sucking parasitic cunt,with a mean streak.

Unless extremely desperate,try not to date or marry a man with an ex-wife.

by pfc. Snowball December 27, 2008

ex-wife

see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.

I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.

by PISSED October 22, 2003

ex-wife

The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.

What a cunt. No thats my ex-wife.

by T-Boner22 May 02, 2006

ex-wife

A woman who still cannot think for herself, nor do anything for herself, and is always looking for the next man while still trying to hold on to the first, second, or thid husband already lost.

Also like the archery target idea.

My ex wife.

by m October 30, 2003

ex-wife

exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.

A particular man's wife.

A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.

by Bubba February 18, 2003

Ex-Wife

A female who thinks she owns a man even after the divorce is finalized. The female usually jumps at every opportunity to bitch at the man.

"My ex-wife is always bitching at me. This cunt got everything and it wasn't enough. I feel kinda bad for this unhappy twat."

by bosshogg November 13, 2016

Ex wife

Ex wife: the gold digging whore you share custody of your kids with and owns all your stuff. Primary reason you sleep on a fouton above a Seven-Eleven.

I really respect my ex wife, said no one ever.

by Grant Rampus July 06, 2016