1. A very small school district in New York. Nothing really of interest.
2. Boring
3. "The worst fucking place to grow up"
4. Home of the Cole train
2. Boring
3. "The worst fucking place to grow up"
4. Home of the Cole train
1.
Person 1 "Yeah I'm from Elwood."
Person 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Person 1 "You know harborfields?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "Its near there"
Person 2 "Oh ok."
2.
Person 1 "Hey lets go do something"
Person 2 "Like what? This is Elwood, theres nothing to do!"
3. "Man Elwood sucks!"
4. "Oh shit, now you fucked up. the Cole trains coming!"
Person 1 "Yeah I'm from Elwood."
Person 2 "Where the hell is that?"
Person 1 "You know harborfields?"
Person 2 "Yeah"
Person 1 "Its near there"
Person 2 "Oh ok."
2.
Person 1 "Hey lets go do something"
Person 2 "Like what? This is Elwood, theres nothing to do!"
3. "Man Elwood sucks!"
4. "Oh shit, now you fucked up. the Cole trains coming!"
by Tycho U. Brahe January 14, 2009
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The Younger of the Two Blues Brothers, he was played by Dan Aykroyd in the movies Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000. Elwood is a motorhead, and sold the original Bluesmobile ((A Cadillac)) for a microphone. He then bought the new Bluesmobile, a 1940s Police Car, in an auction, and, by parking it in a
"I'd like some dry white toast, please."
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."
Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3
"Our lady of blessed acceleration, don't fail me now!"
"It's A hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"You can't LIE to a nun."
Elwood Blues dances like the cokiest queer in the village. <3
by RoboTribble May 6, 2006
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by 911 and Cali August 27, 2009
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you know your from elwood when...
1.You know everyones name in your school.
2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge.
3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do.
4.You think Burke or Geiser is hott.
5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center
6.Verley Park is the hot spot.
7.The Sit Down Lady is the only lunch lady you can bitch out on.
8.Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere.
9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is.
10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien.
11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them
12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do.
13.You only run Track to stare at Burke
14.Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money.
15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad
16.You know all the shortcuts for everything
17.You know the quick way through the fences near the tenis courts.
18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on.
19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year
20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week
21.You wanna move far far away
22.You hate that elwood is so small
23.You go in the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things.
24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine.
25.Ms.Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to.
26.mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.mead
you know your from elwood when...
1.You know everyones name in your school.
2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge.
3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do.
4.You think Burke or Geiser is hott.
5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center
6.Verley Park is the hot spot.
7.The Sit Down Lady is the only lunch lady you can bitch out on.
8.Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere.
9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is.
10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien.
11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them
12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do.
13.You only run Track to stare at Burke
14.Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money.
15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad
16.You know all the shortcuts for everything
17.You know the quick way through the fences near the tenis courts.
18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on.
19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year
20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week
21.You wanna move far far away
22.You hate that elwood is so small
23.You go in the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things.
24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine.
25.Ms.Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to.
26.mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.mead
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I gotta wash my sheets today, Shaniqua and me had ourselves some E-Wood Egg Nog last week.
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I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
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I just blasted my pecs baby...can we switch it up and have some E-Wood Egg Nog?
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