evaporain

when it looks like it is raining, but you aren't getting wet

As I stood outside, it looked as if it were raining...but I wasn't getting wet- it can only be evaporain

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

Eraptoration

An odd phenomenon that occurs after large snowstorms. If fish are in the proximity of melting snow, sometimes it will form together and a raptor will be born.

My yard just got a bad case of eraptoration. There are raptors everywhere now after the blizzard of 2010.

by Dinophilia maxima February 8, 2010

Im evaporating

when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying

Person: swallow cum then kill yourself

You: IM EVAPORATING

by BurmySap September 21, 2020

Efaporation

To rely on evaporation to clear your bedsheets of cum after a vigorous session. To be true efaporation, a tissue must not be used in any way.

"Hey bro, aren't you gonna clean that shit up?"
"Naw, I'm relying on efaporation tonight."

by Likeigiveafuk June 19, 2014

efaporation

e·fap·o·ra·tion (n.)
1. the phenomena of masturbating frequently enough that one defaults on semen (males) or ceases to produce natural lubricant (females).

Thanks for all the sexy pics of Bo Hu, but I'm afraid I'm all efaporated.

"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."
-- Oscar Wilde on efaporation

by Ninjabeam January 3, 2009

panty evaporator

A nickname given to a manly mans car, whose car is so sexy that when girls ride in it their panties disappear (evaporate) into thin air. This car is usually black with at least one sub. The more subs it has, the more likely the panties are to evaporate.

Damn that boy has a sexy car, it's a panty evaporator!

by Weirdgal69 July 5, 2014

The Evaporator

When you let a fart that is so wet, stanky, and nasty that you swear to god you just shit yourself, but when you check your drawers, there is no shit to be found. Must have evaporated

Adam: FAAAARRRRTTTTT

Mo: Goddamn, dude, you better hope that was the evaporator, otherwise you just ruined a set of drawers.

by Mark Barker October 28, 2014