what sex would be if it was an instrument. in a high school band the
Euphonium players are to cool to practice, but cause they play the Euphonium it sounds like sex.
Euphonium players are to cool to practice, but cause they play the Euphonium it sounds like sex.
person #1 "wow that song they just played sounds like sex"
person #2 "yea cause the Euphonium section is playing every part"
by divine maddog January 25, 2009
1. (Noun) A Low Brass instrument that is commonly mistaken for a baritone. Although it plays very similar to a baritone; it's major difference being the conical bore. Euphoniums play in either bass clef or tenor clef, provided the player can read. In regards to the Low Brass section, they tend to be loners within the section. Very similar to mellophone and french horn players in High Brass. Euphoniums are high quality instruments, most times, played by musicians that are versed with several instrumnts.
Most euphoniums are made using traditional techniques. You take a poon tang-brass metaloid melted down using focused sun light and cool it into individual pieces using a compressed ocean breeze. It is then stored under the Southern Ocean so that the pressure compresses and tempers the metal. Euphoniums not made with these techniques are not traditional and should be avoided at all cost.
Most euphoniums are made using traditional techniques. You take a poon tang-brass metaloid melted down using focused sun light and cool it into individual pieces using a compressed ocean breeze. It is then stored under the Southern Ocean so that the pressure compresses and tempers the metal. Euphoniums not made with these techniques are not traditional and should be avoided at all cost.
by PDC1398 March 02, 2015
by TotallyNotMe March 08, 2010
That euphonium player is a sexy beast
by talented man August 08, 2015
When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
by snappyboi November 28, 2017
An uncommon low brass instrument im concert band and marching band. Euphonium players are "the chosen ones" selected by Hades himself to help bands sound like thsy came straight from Mt. Olympus
by Bass Clarinetist January 16, 2025
Euphonium is basically a tuba, but instead of being a god-like instrument, they decided to make it bad.
Guy#1: Hey, do you know how cool the tuba is?
Guy#2: Yeah?
Guy#1: Let's NOT make the euphonium like that.
Guy#2: Yeah?
Guy#1: Let's NOT make the euphonium like that.
by Lord Squidward March 08, 2020