erin esurance

A spy girl who fights robots and plays sports against robots and fights villains. Perhaps coincidentally, she bears some superficial resemblance to Kim Possible. She promotes car insurance.

That Erin Esurance girl looks cool when she fights those robots.

by B.J. Smith February 13, 2008

Ensure

To make sure. Not to be confused with insure.

He ensured that I wouldn't get any leftovers by getting home before me and eating all of them.

by Diggity Monkeez January 14, 2005

ensure

a drink used to gain or maintain a healthy weight.

I drank ensure after recovering from anerexia nervosa

by Sofie S June 4, 2005

esurprise

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.

Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise

by fortner December 30, 2008

eSurgent

Derived from the word Insurgent, pronounced (e) Sir-jent

A person espousing extreme views of the Islamic culture. In most cases this person is an Arab that migrated to a western nation but not necessarily since in some cases it can be an internet troll. The eSurgent usually strikes on internet forums or the comment section of various video hosting sites like youtube or liveleak, attacking with one liners such as "death to Israel!" or "Allah Akbar" in some sort of apparent attempt to boost morale or maybe even perhaps convert religion over the web. In conclusion the eSurgent is the radical Islamic version of a keyboard warrior.

Looks like another eSurgent is raising jihad over the web again.

by zaffeh September 6, 2009

eturkulate

Someone who ejaculates from their nose..... A turkish person who ejaculates........Someone who turks up a competition with ejaculating all over the place

My friend was so horny, that she eturkulated from just seeing a picture of RJ.

by Rouis Mallyari Biyombo Turk October 14, 2012

ETSU

East Tennessee State University is a four year college located in Johnson City Tennessee. ETSU is commonly referred to as a suitcase college because the majority of students go home on the weekends or commute to school. ETSU has strong programs in Education, Nursing, and Digital Media. It also offers unique majors such as Blue Grass and Story Telling to preserve the distinct Appalachian culture located in the mountain region of VA, TN, and NC. ETSU commonly attracts laid pack, outdoorsy people who enjoy lounging around playing mandolins and fiddles.

I go to ETSU because I enjoy the mountains and want to avoid the stupid-ass, Greek Life kids who go to UT in that shit hole Knoxville.

by worldofpudding December 28, 2011