emologist

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.

Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.

by Bryant September 15, 2004

entologist

an ENT specialist, otolaryngologist or otorhinolaryngologist.

If you have any ENT problems, consult the entologist.

by uttam maharjan June 19, 2010

Egologist

A gossip magazine editor/reporter who studies(stalks) the lives of celebrities and their daily routines to find dirt about them.

Also counselor for celebrities and

Guy 1: So Michelle what do you do for living?

Girl 1: I'm a magazine editor for celebExpose

Girl 2: You mean you're a egologist?

Everyone: laughs

by K.Akiano July 23, 2010

Edgologist

One who specializes in or has the natural ability to stylishly gel down the edges of ones hair for a particular sleek hairstyle.

Her ponytail was perfectly slicked back and her edges were impeccable! She must be an Edgologist or something!

by TafiP August 18, 2021

Landcruiser Ecologist

Generally, +/- a middle-aged male driving +/- Hilux, able to create detailed species lists while travelling at +/- 40kmph at a distance of +/- 10-100m; or can clearly “see it on the imagery.”

“Who the hell did this field work?”
“I don’t know. Must have been some Landcruiser Ecologist.”

by TheWitches April 11, 2024