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University of Essex

A splendid university in the south of England. The student population is made up of stoners, alcoholics, harlots, MDMA enthusiasts, hippies, and Chinese people.
Three years at the University of Essex will turn you into a cannabis smoking peace activist.
by That fucking guy April 7, 2013
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Essex rush hour

A period between 5 - 7pm on a Friday in which Essx girls 'commute' to London (usually Canary Wharf) and hang out in bars waiting to pick bankers up.
"Mate I'll meet you for a drink down Canary Wharf after work"
"No fella its a right sausage fest down there during Essex Rush Hour. If its all the same to you I'd rather go somewhere else"
by Chairman Mao's alter ego November 2, 2011
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Essex High School

The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.
Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!

Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.

Girl: Was it January?

Boy: Yes. Yes it was.
by A girly April 29, 2011
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essien

the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!
Essien my nephew.
by Auntie Wendy September 16, 2013
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Essic

She was very essic towards meeting him.
by __^_^_^_^_^_^_^^_^_ June 1, 2020
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Essex boy elbow

A type of dance common amongst Essex clubbers. The knees are slightly bent down, the fist clenched lightly and the right or left arm is in an 'L' shape at the front of the body. The elbow moves back and forward in time with the music as if one was nudging someone infront of them.
Essex boy: Owright boys, im gonna essex boy elbow it down to the floor tonight!
by Rozzle January 17, 2008
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Essited

When one is so excited that when they try to express their excitement, they can't say the word properly.
"I got you a new car!" - Mom
"Ohh Emm GEE!! I'M SOO ESSITED" - Adolescent
by Bindia Williams January 5, 2008
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