Esquiveled

Used and referred to in the work place. When a new hire in the company is jealous of you because of your Forman / Boss title and purposely try’s to sabotage the finish product to get you fired to get a promotion ultimately making him the new Forman / Boss.

Man that’s horrible how dave almost got Esquiveled by the two new hires. They obviously forgot to factor in dave is a stand up guy and would point out his own mistake before trying to hide it. Thank god for my fellow coworkers sensed there was foul play and exposed the reality to upper management about the new hires being incompetent.

by RodGod ActionOverWords August 19, 2022

Esquire

The friend of a hooker. Derived from the merging of the words escort (high class hooker) and squire (used as a term of endearment towards a friend).

"I was mates with Judy for 3 months before I realized she was on the game, guess that makes me her esquire".

by mr.nh October 25, 2010

Esquired

To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!

by jmspaesq November 13, 2010

Google Esquire

Someone who is not a legal professional and uses the Internet to interpret the law with extreme inaccuracy.

After the Ferguson decision, everybody suddenly became a Google Esquire

by rchgrca November 25, 2014

Esquivel

Duck handler

Esquivel to the sceen

by Man Duck May 24, 2018

esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

Esquire

The difference between rowing and towing.

The esquire for the trip would have saved us at least 4 hours had we taken the boat instead of the pick up truck!!!

by Esquirer July 13, 2009