esemoment

a moment of stupidity that makes no sense

French toast can melt in a toaster (esemoment)

by p.rebel March 12, 2016

Eyesore for singles

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.

Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017

essokinesis

The ability to distort reality with the power of the mind.

Lubdan from Leprechaun had essokinesis.

by Zillatamer1995 October 21, 2017

eyeso

Pedophile who got exposed by the Secret Society and became a meme in the Fortnite Save The World Community for running loop streams and talking to himself.

Person: Hey man have you ever heard of Eyeso?

B2: Yeah that guy is a weirdo

by snvwi February 18, 2023

Eyesocket

Used as a pronoun in reference to someone you hate with such vehemence, you would like to fuck them (or see them fucked)in the eyesocket. Usually a co-worker you hate, but are forced to work with.

"Eyesocket called me today, is there a bigger chode in the world?"

"Oh great, fucking Eyesocket is coming to join us for lunch"

by Du What? February 19, 2004

ESESL

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.

2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

eyesore

Ugly, hard on the eyes.

Since you painted your house electric pink it has become the eyesore of the neighbourhood.

by Ken November 29, 2002