Erectaphobia

The Fear Of Getting an erection

In public i have erectaphobia, because my cock is so huge.

by Matt "Kratos" Hoffman October 14, 2006

Erectasaurous

Large undersea dinosaur that when needed, it can use it's wang as a rudder

Hardcore Example Would Go Here

by GundamSeph October 13, 2004

Erectangle

When your piece forms a quadrilateral.

Kiera Knightly gave me an Erectangle.

by Horosko April 7, 2006

Erectatious

A quality pertaining to an object, action or abstract concept which causes an erection to come into being.

" Why Sally you look rather erectatious tonight"

OR

" Man that salad was erectatious" He said, fully erect.

by LandJack INC August 25, 2011

erectation

An irritating erection

an erectation is a typical thing in the morning, but also occurs during puberty in school just before being asked to come to the front of the class

by bumfluffc July 18, 2010

Erectard

Someone with Erectile Dysfunction.

Sorry I can't get it up, I'm an erectard.

Oh man, you use Viagra? I had no idea you were erectarded!

could also be shortened:

When I get drunk, I turn into a total 'rectard!

by FilmWise June 11, 2011

erectangle

1)a humourous way of talking about erections, or simply being aroused(applies to both genders)
2)a way of talking about geometric shapes that keeps you awake during geometry, or any math course.

similar words:erectagon, erectagonal.

erectangle originated from a typo of the words 'white rectangle'

"i saw this really hot chick and got a massive ERECTANGLE!'

girl one:Steve touched my soft spot and then i got an erectangle!
girl two:lmao.i'm sorry.I bit his neck the other day and he got a mega erectagon.
girl one:seriously?

That dude is such a sleaze, he's so erectagonal he can never keep it in his pants..

by Heebies December 14, 2008