Egotesticle

When guys are especially cocky about their junk.

Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!

by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009

egotesticle

1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.

2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).

"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"

by banjolin October 6, 2011

egotesticle

adjective:

1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism

2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles

3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles

Usage:
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality

“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”

by raindropper February 8, 2013

EGOTESTICLE

One who thinks they have more balls then they actually do

He is such a egotesticle jerk. If he actually had balls the size of his ego he would be a force to be reckoned with.

by Scrap Raff March 12, 2017

Equesticle

A group of bronies.

I saw a herd of equesticles downtown today.

by koriken October 4, 2017

Egotesticle

Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia

John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle

by brotoriousbig June 9, 2011

Intesticles

A combination of intense and testicles, which means to have a level of extreme untouchable extremeness that cannot be expressed by either of the words intense or testicles.

Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."

by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010