Enfield county

Welcome to Enfield county. Basically no ones straight and everyone chats shit about each other. The most hated year is 8 and year 9s think they run lower (they love to get involved in everything no one asked babes)There is no beef and the schools so dead whenever something happens they go back on snap and talk about it for days. Every teachers breath stinks and you can get excluded for basically anything. If there’s beef it’s 99% verbal. Year 7 are short and compressed and year 10Scare irrelevant. Year 11s are basically studs. There’s too many girls in that school who can’t slick their hair and have the audacity to come to school looking like sheep’s. There’s also girls who have the audacity to talk about the fact they gave head no one cares luv😘

Person 1: Enfield county is filled with skets

Person 2: yeah I have her nudes

by tasnimdaetona April 1, 2020

Enfield pint

If someone is annoying you, you calmly down the drink you currently have, smash the edge of the glass and shove it into the person's face

That bitch is so annoying, I'm gonna Enfield pint her in a minute

by nat137 February 28, 2008

enfield grammar egs

battyman yard where thers some fresh shiny balhead yute who licks up mandems battycrease in school toilets

the balhead yute who works in enfield grammar egs "wag1 g time for ur blowjob for not behaving in class"

the balhead yute "BIGMAN HURRY UP MANS GOT MORE KIDS TO TOUCH AT 5 PM STRIP UR PANTS DOWN U PATTY"
"the student allow me fam my uncle tickles mans clart in fridays anyways"

the balhead yute "swear????? say no more bossman tell ur uncle to be at yard at friday me and him will do up a threesome and tell him to bring the 20 inch rubber dildo ur gonna be feeling it all up ur batty friday"
"the student allow it u pussyo my uncle will skin ur fat fucking bolohead u neek"
balhead yute "snm g bun taking ur pants down ur holding my fat white corn right now right here u pussyo out here thinking u can chat to man like tht"

by golickurnanshairyclit April 2, 2020

Enfield Grammar school

batty boyss who pree chace and enfield county in a school full of gay boys and simps who like ygss

look at them batty boys from Enfield grammar school (EGS)

by Erik king of skets March 29, 2020

Enfield Nova Scotia

A small village in Nova Scotia. The home of rapper Classified

Pretty cool place.

Whoo-hoo!! Go Enfield! Nova Scotia rules!!
Classified kicks Ememiems ass any day!

Dude: He's from Enfield Nova Scotia?
Bro:Yaa.
Dude: Sweeeet!!

by CoUrTnEy :) November 27, 2007

Enfield county

School filled w fat twats that don't have anything good to do w their lives other than chat to enfield grammar mandem and fight. Most of the ppl there are very beggish and love chattin to other ppls man, they're all very bait and cringe and the worst yrs probably has to be the yr7 and 8s cus they're all begs and weirdos that love to give verbal that they can't back. it's hilarious when ygs try force the slang like relax bro. cl ppl there are bare rude for no reason like🌚

person 1: yo do you go Enfield county?
County girl: well nah den

by rickylivesforever February 25, 2024

enfield grammar

lower skls full of neeks and odd guys and upper skl has some leng ppl lmnl but at the end of the day everyone that goes to that skl are gay nd weird. They love county girls and most of dem r weirdos that speak to ygs

person 1: Do you go Enfield grammar?

person 2: I speak to underage females.

by rickylivesforever February 25, 2024