the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth
my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth
by wes April 30, 2005
Get the emissions testmug. by Virgil G October 31, 2007
Get the nocturanal emissionmug. by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
Get the Nocturnal Emissionmug. Any member of the human race, excepting those born by caesarian section.
The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.
The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.
"After years of contemplation, Professor Hawking realised that big bang or no, we are all gasheous emissions".
by jivehoneyjive March 11, 2008
Get the gasheous emissionmug. The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause
Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it
Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it
Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise
by FuzzyDanglers September 3, 2017
Get the Duel Emissionmug. He dreamed of his macho dog trainer and neighborhood ice cream man, waking up with mud splattered sheets. He had woken experiencing recturnal emissions.
by JorgeHammer July 24, 2010
Get the recturnal emissionsmug. the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.
Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.
by frikybi September 15, 2007
Get the obnoxious anal emissionsmug.