emachines

A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.

My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.

by thatkidisfat May 5, 2005

emachines

A computer company that gets made fun off because people talk crap about it. Well ive had 2 emachines that have been nothing but good. I have a 1998 emachines thats lasted with no problems. And now i have the one I'm on now that i use for gaming. Whoever said that its shit for gaming is stupid all i had to do is buy a bigger video card and its like any other gaming computer.

Dell guy: Dude your getting a DELL!!
me: No I'm not i'm getting a emachines and it has better specs and you pay $500 less.

by Robert Steadman August 8, 2006

eMachines

A company that makes inexpensive and quality computers that last quite long and was tied for second best computers as reviewed by PCWorld Magazine. It was owned by Gateway and now Acer.

My 8-year-old eMachines still works like new!!!!

by emachinesFan June 22, 2009

eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

by Matt June 13, 2004

emachines

the best comptr manufacturar eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive had mine for 2 yers nd it never crashed.
So any 1 hoo ses there crap can get screwed!

Ted:Hi,Bill, i got a new eMachines PC
Bill:they're shit
Ted:That's it ill fuck you up
Bill:Bring it,ho!

by Louix June 11, 2006

emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

Emachine rage

What tech support do when asked to fix an Emachine.

Billy totally Emachine raged yesterday and knocked himself unconscious.

by Templestalker August 3, 2011