Ellen DeGeneres

The greatest lesbian who ever lived.

Did you watch last night's episode of the Ellen DeGeneres show? It was great!

by Hmail October 3, 2012

Ellen Degeneres

The One and only Funniest person in AMERICA.
She is EXTREMELY FUNNY.
Some people, like myself, would KILL for her.
Some people, like myself, would kisss her feet and take a bullet for her.
ELLEN DEGENERES equals HUMOR, BEAUTY, LOVE, HUMOR, AND UNIQUENESS.
she is an amazing comedian.
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

I would drink Ellen Degeneres's bathwater with a crazy straw.

by Potohungry August 23, 2007

Ellen Degeneres

Septic oonch fancier with acute princess syndrome who purports to be a comedienne and chat show hostess. Unknown outside of the United States, her interviewing technique appears to centre on asking her guest personal questions, accusing them of lying and ridiculing their answers. Americans appear to find that entertaining, on social media it’s known as trolling, not funny, not pleasant. Her attempts to break into British television have resulted in annoyance and advert irritation to their viewing public. This is not too surprising as a previous attempt to move into the UK market was decidedly unsuccessful but it appears that she can’t take the hint.

Ellen Degeneres, a female Malcolm

by AKACroatalin October 5, 2016

Ellen DeGeneres

The only hot and funny on-air Carpet Muncher.

Ben: "I've been watching that Ellen DeGeneres, man she's hot."

by Farmer 26 November 25, 2009

Ellen DeGeneres

A gay girl who should not still be on TV due to being a faggot and will never be as good as Oprah Winfrey. Nobody likes her except jews, snowflakes, and Donald Trump haters.

Oh look, it's that horrible lesbian Ellen DeGeneres.

by Skipper125 October 23, 2019

Ellen DeGeneres

A flat chested, donut bumping, talkative, vag swabbing, subaru owner and fish smelling cartoon character to date!!!

Ellen DeGeneres is one funny but nasty ass ball hater!!!

by Rbomb04 November 10, 2015

Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen is a talk show host and a comedian. She has celebrities and funny kids on her show, and it usally airs on the same time at 3:30 to 4:30. She loves to play games with her celebrities and she also scares them. A new comedy special has just aired on netflix of her thats called relatable and it is very funny. She also owns her own brand of clothing wich Mario Lopez alwayz wears her branded underwear.

Hey did you see Ellen DeGeneres on The Ellen Show she was so funny.

by DatKidThatAteToast January 2, 2019