by Fartsexeual March 18, 2020

a eleven year old who thinks they are "the shit" and believes they might as well be a teenager because of there superior maturity, but in reality they are still immature eleven year olds.
Becky(11): i am so freaking kool, i might as well be a teenager!
John(17): what a "Eleventeen" year old
John(17): what a "Eleventeen" year old
by ThatOneGuy541 August 28, 2009

A Korn fanboy of questionable lineage, whose name has now become a noun for all Korn fanboys. His fanboyism is rivaled by few and exceeded by none. He haunts MusicianForums, waiting to fly into a raging fury the instant he comes across someone who doesn't have Korn's shriveled penis lodged firmly in their mouthparts.
His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.
He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.
Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
His typing is negatively affected by the fact that one of his hands is always employed in masturbating to pictures of Jonathan Davis.
He frequently misreads posts due to the volume of semen encrusted on his face and obscuring his vision.
Few things in life are more fun that watching him hammer out a grammatrically challenged flame, and by all accounts, actually provoking him is several orders of magnitude more fun that ramming rusty shish-kebob skewers into your ears.
Intelligent, civil poster I dislike Korn.
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
EleventeenWHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE SUCH A ELITEST?/ YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY DO YOU JUST GO AROUND BASHING OTHER PEOPLES FAVORITE BAND'S?/ GET A LIFE YOU FUCKING ASS HAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
by Lord Dargon February 24, 2005

by airsoft200616 November 1, 2006

(a): when a child who is 11 years old is considered beyond their years and passes preteen to go directly into the teenage years.
by mgmusa January 10, 2011

by Biath December 2, 2014

Eve 6 before Tony Fagenson. It featured Max Collins, Jon Siebels, and a guy named Nick whose last name I can't remember.
by Karen Stickney December 10, 2008
