Eggsalad

The act of wiping your ass with a company document, then putting it through the shredder.

My boss pissed me off, so I turned in my weekly expense report as eggsalad.

They asked me to turn in all my documents when I quit, so I turned them into eggsalad.

by FatFratDaddy September 11, 2016

eggsalad

When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

Oh my god, I can't believe henry showed me his eggsalad!

by Steve R Jenkins August 16, 2006

eggsact

The specific time and place that an egg is fertilized by a sperm; the place and time of conception.

Expect the baby to be born 9 months after the eggsact moment.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 6, 2018

eggsalad9

Chris is an eggsalad9

Chris you smell what the rock is cookin? Eggsalad9

by Eggsalad9 October 25, 2020

eggsaladwii

the private account that shows her personality out of cosplay. the username comes from her wii name “egg salad”

eggsaladwii is hilarious!!
i guess

by anonymous June 26, 2021

eggsactly

What you reply if someone asks you whether he should not put all of his hen-fruits in one basket.

Wally-world sells Grade-A large whites in bulk boxes of sixty, which is eggsactly why it's a good idea to save cardboard dozen-size cartons; you can take da cackleberries out of da bulk container and put them into five of said cartons, so dat they are easier to store and access.

by QuacksO May 4, 2022