Engrish

Words or phrases that have been translated into English with Google Translate or any other terrible means.

That Chinese place's sign is just plain Engrish.

by Pikxle January 25, 2018

Eggriculture

The language that taste like eggs

Austin:have u tasted eggriculture yet
Dakota :what, u mean u mean agriculture

Austin: what not I mean eggriculture

by Egg 👨🏻 May 20, 2020

Engrish Overroad

A condition caused by gratuitous amounts of Engrish used in popular Japanese video games.

I suffered Engrish Overroad after playing King of Fighters '98 for five straight hours.

by Zonic Berm April 29, 2009

Eggist

Eggist: 1.People with a 'Good Egg' vs 'Bad Egg' bias.
Eggist: 2.People with a 'Hard Egg' vs 'Soft Egg' bias.
Eggist: 3.People who feel discriminated against when called any form of an 'Egg' (e.g. Rotten Egg)
Eggist: 4.People who feel discriminated against when talking about any form of an 'Egg', which they may like or dislike.
Eggist: 5.People who feel discriminated against from any form sexual pratice or perversion with an 'Egg'of any kind (e.g Chocolate)
Eggist: 6. People born with the name 'Egg' who feel discriminated against by any kind of 'Egg' related comment. (e.g Mr. Arthur Egg)
Eggist: 7. People who feel discriminated against that have an 'Egg' credit, card, debit card or Bank account.

Just because I want my eggs soft boiled, don't get Eggist with me!
or
How dare you call me a 'Bad Egg', I want an apology for your Eggist behaviour

by ITman April 20, 2008

eggrilibruim

To balance out the remaining eggs in an egg carton. Thus, creating even weight distribution.

Susan: Tom! You can't leave six eggs on one side of the carton and have nothing on the other side of the carton!
Tom: Why?!?!?
Susan: Because silly! You must acheive eggrilibruim. If you don't the carton will be unbalanced. Which will increase your chances of dropping it.
Tom: Ok...what would increase my chance of dropping you?
Susan: Oh Tom!

by neuro9 October 18, 2008

eggish

A member of the Egg religion would call themselves Eggish. Being Eggish requires you to worship the egg every Thursday with other members of the Egg religion by holding hands in a circle around an egg sitting upon some sort of throne. Being Eggish is not a joke. There aren't many members at the moment, but it is still a valid religion regardless.

Friend: Hey I saw you worshipping an egg at lunch, what is your religion?
Me: Oh, I am Eggish.

by eggcult180 January 3, 2020

engrish

Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design. Most often english words are misspelled with the letter 'R' in place of 'L' leading to the name engrish.
Engrish comes from other countries besides Japan, although not usually as abundant or amusing.
Engrish.com supplies a regular assortment of hilarious engrish mistakes.

Examples of engrish:

-A sign put up during an election reads: "Erection in progress"

-Construction sign: "Today is under construction"

-Hotel directory: "Front Robby, Loom Service..."

by Devick September 12, 2009