There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
Get the Edson Crazy Pants mug.The hollow feeling of having gotten exactly what you wanted, only to learn that it didn’t make you happy.
by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021
Get the Endzoned mug.Edon or an Edonian is an ancient race on the brink of extinction. This is due to their retard nature. The average intelligence of an Edonian is that of an Ogre with one head from Warcraft.
Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.
The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!
It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
Edonians are so stupid, so stupid that you cant really imagine their stupidity, it is legendary. Edonians are also very horny constantly trying to satisfy their hunger for pussy. Worse is, they dont even think before they speak. They just talk shit and nothing else. They even stalk people gathering even the most crucial information about you such as living place, birthdate etc.
The biggest and maybe best thing of all is, you can actually make fun of them, fuck with them, and they don't even notice that they are being teased or bullied. They just laugh. That makes it much better!
It is worth knowing that only people called "Edon" as their name, are the only true Edonians with real Edonian blood in them. Only one exists onto present day.
by Scorpionshit March 17, 2011
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by theoriginalbae July 6, 2014
Get the Edona mug.Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010
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But don't mess with her, she may be sweet but if you break her heart she'll become the most dangerous person you've ever known and destroy your life.
But don't mess with her, she may be sweet but if you break her heart she'll become the most dangerous person you've ever known and destroy your life.
by Maddieeeegd October 19, 2020
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