Eliterate

The knowledge of current internet subculture. One who is not eliterate would say that old fads such as Chocolate Rain, Rick Roll, and What What In The Butt are super new and quite hilarious.

Guy: Hey, have you seen that What What In The Butt youtube video?

Guy 2: That fad is so old, not to mention it wasn't very funny in the first place. You're not so eliterate.

by 21 Foot Terradactyl August 1, 2008

Cliterate

To be knowledgeable about the female anatomy. Specifically, the reproductive system.

"My 9 year old brother has a girlfriend, he must be so Cliterate"

by the cititorial February 27, 2015

ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.

Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.

by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010

eliterate

How well one communicates via email, over the internet, or other various eliterate devices. If you have eliterate skills, you are able to communicate extremely well over any type of electronic media device, i.e. mobile phones, email, internet, blackberries, computer, etc.

(Pronoun) This person has excellent eliterate skills.

(Verb) He/she eliterates their message very clear.

(Adjective) John uses his eliterate skills to the fullest.

by Westside Thug Rider December 7, 2009

eliperate

Someone who is unable to read damn lips no matter how loud the person is yelling even though you are not deaf. You cannot focus enough on their mouth wording. It's like you are watching the lips move but too stupid to hear or understand.

Parents- "What's wrong with you? Can't you read my lips?"
You- Nope I'm eliperate.

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.

Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.

by Gloves January 9, 2008

Eclitorite

Lacking knowledge of female genitals

This guy was eclitorite he was licking my leg

by Oral sex God May 22, 2022