cliterate
One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
cliterate by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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cliterate
Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.
First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"
Author John Iovine pub. 2013
Alternative spelling:
clitorate
First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"
Author John Iovine pub. 2013
Alternative spelling:
clitorate
He's cliterate.
cliterate by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013
Cliterate
Cliterate by the cititorial February 27, 2015
cliterate master
Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.
One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
cliterate master by Gloves January 9, 2008
ill-cliterate
ill-cliterate by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010
cinema clitera
An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.
2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.
3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
cinema clitera by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008