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cliterate

One who possesses advanced knowledge of and vast experience with the female genitalia. One who excels at the gift of oral pleasure.
I should have broken up with him months ago, but he is so cliterate!
by missemily9 October 28, 2009
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cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.
She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!
by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006
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cliterate

Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.

First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"

Author John Iovine pub. 2013

Alternative spelling:
clitorate
He's cliterate.
by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013
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Cliterate

To be knowledgeable about the female anatomy. Specifically, the reproductive system.
"My 9 year old brother has a girlfriend, he must be so Cliterate"
by the cititorial February 27, 2015
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cliterate master

Pronounced cliter'a-te like karate.

One who seeks to be proficient in the art of locating and engaging the female clitoris in stimulation.
Sam: Man, I saw you with those two girls in the corner, but I didn't see your hands at all! What were you doing over there?
Max: Smell that (holds hands up to Max's nose and rubs fingers together). I'll teach you the ways of the cliterate master, but only if you use the power for good.
by Gloves January 9, 2008
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ill-cliterate

Someone who doesn't know how to give orgasms to a girl.
Boy: Did you reach your orgasm?
Girl: No, because you're ill-cliterate.
by Patrick Bateman's fan June 20, 2010
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cinema clitera

An academic term for the genre of film colloquially known as chick flicks. The genre has three main sub-categories:

1. Classic fairytale - often presented in the guise of romantic comedy. Various thin plot lines, but always culminating in the girl marrying the rich, handsome guy - the 'handsome prince' architype. e.g. Bridget Jones' Diary, Notting Hill, Pretty Woman, and many, many more. This is the most common form of cinema clitera.

2. Reconcilation - with a female friend, sister, mother or daughter, with whom there as been a long-standing feud or alienation. Often ends with one of the lead protagonists dying of a 'fashionable' disease, such as leukemia or a brain tumour, shortly after the reconcilation. e.g. Beaches, Terms of Endearment.

3. Girlies together against the world - various plots but all centre around shared emotional trials and tribulations, often a mix of light weight comedy and schmaltz e.g. Steel Magnolias, Sex in the City.
Interviewer: "Mr Grant, many of your films, perhaps with the exception of 'Maurice', are often dismissed by critics as cinema clitera. What is your response to this?"
Hugh Grant: "Erm, Erm, Erm ..."
by Maeve Bitchy May 27, 2008
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