Ebenezer

An erect penis

“Here i raise my ebenezer”

by Churchofchrist208 November 20, 2022

Ebenezer

Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.

Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged

Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."

Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"

Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"

by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011

Ebenezer

A person that resembles "Gay" but denies it. Only God knows.

Ebenezer: ps IM NOT GAY. fuck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just fuck yourself

by This is not Smiley December 8, 2009

Ebenezer

Someone who easily gets angry or ill-tempered.

"Yo, dis bitch got all Ebenezer over my side piece."

by Abobafettish December 2, 2022

Ebenezer

When you 0 game and mess up your chances with a girl so bad she never wants to talk to you again.

You asked her for her coat . That’s such an ebenezer move

by We to low December 30, 2022

Ebenezer Splooge

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.

Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."

by jkabat December 17, 2011

Ebenezer screwed

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.

"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."

by Irasal December 27, 2014