Ebenezer
An erect penis
“Here i raise my ebenezer”
Ebenezer by Churchofchrist208 November 20, 2022
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Ebenezer
Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.
Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"
Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
Ebenezer by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011
Ebenezer Splooge
Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."
Dude 1: "Way to be."
Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011