explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

explosive datarrhea

used to describe when a computer or game console "crashes' to a point that it is no longer usable, or only usable if the operating system is reinstalled; or in cases of game consoles repairs need to be made that are more expensive than the console is worth. The crash usually results in corruption of all files on the device, making any efforts to get them back useless.

Dude!! I think a virus gave my PC explosive datarrhea, it blue screened all over the place.

Or

My PS3 has explosive datarrhea, I can't get updates, and now it won't even turn on.

by grizzlyjack May 22, 2010

Explosive Diarrhea

To have diarrhea that is so compact and air tight in your anal cavity, that as soon is your buns touch the seat, your asshole explodes like a 12-gauge shotgun and you can hear the cries of 1000 virgins as the shit flies from your ass.

"Tom got so nervous before his big show he had explosive diarrhea and shit all over himself."

by Bofish December 22, 2008

explosive poop

thing when you eat something bad and all the dams break loose

and your butthole is in distress

I shot her with explosive poop

by minhye park December 25, 2019

explosive diorrea

Learn to spell, genius.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an assplosion is usually followed by gasping, groaning or blaspheming, followed by a horrendous, foul stench about 3 seconds later. It will usually spray the interior of the bowl with the liquid waste, which may often include undigested bits of food such as okra, peanuts or sesame seeds.

Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.

"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."

by sportster December 28, 2005

explosive diarrhea

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."

A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.

by pedrosian February 29, 2008