endorsement bombing

On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.

Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.

by killa_dilla May 12, 2014

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

Endore

To passionately endorse with an emotional advocation.
To be extremely fond of, beyond adoration.

She endores chocolate; she ate an entire tub of icing with chocolate chips and fudge sauce mixed in. For breakfast.
His sassiness is endorable!
It cannot possibly be a typo, because he endores proper spelling and grammar.
He finds her conspicuous absence of pants endorable.

by Janandler May 29, 2012

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

A type of endorsement (usually done by celebrities) that tricks people into thinking a celebrity is not being paid to promote or endorse a product/company. A celebrity may talk down about a company or a company may even make a publicity stunt to pay the celebrity not to promote their product/company. You think there is no endorsement deal, but in reality, you're being tricked into seeing that product/company's name.

In August 2011, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, from MTV's Jersey Shore, was offered a significant sum of money by Abercrombie & Fitch Co. to NOT wear A&F clothes.

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

by MunroChubbers September 21, 2011

Endoused

To be completely overwhelmed.

But Jonny, you've already endoused yourself with THC. - Steve

by Big Jonny Rocket March 21, 2016

endorsphins

The rush you get when someone endorses you in a new skill on LinkedIn.

'Wow, Tina just endorsed me as highly skilled in Microsoft Excel! Sure, I work in Marine Biology, but MAN that's a rush! I can really feel those endorsphins rushing through me!'

by VerySeriousDefinitions November 14, 2020

Endoused

To be comepletely and utterly in a love trance with your loved one.

Oh Brandon, I'm been endoused in you since i was young. Please... Never let me go- Whitney <3

by Shadowfur5 December 25, 2010