A sexual act where a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and shits on her head making the shit the chocolate the ejaculate the cream and the woman the bread
by Gozone October 12, 2014
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The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.
"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017
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by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022
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by Phrisky October 12, 2008
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by StuffyCrust March 3, 2019
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What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.
What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.
by Deathly me December 31, 2019
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