Eclair 

A sexual act where a male ejaculates into a woman's mouth and shits on her head making the shit the chocolate the ejaculate the cream and the woman the bread

Sophie: David totally eclaired me last night

Michelle: eww that's gross

Eclair by Gozone October 12, 2014

Eclair 

When one violently vomits and shits at the same time. Leaving the individual's empty. Imagine squashing an eclair and watching the creamy center fly out of both ends.

Nick had food poisoning and eclaired all over my bathroom last night.

Eclair by AllShitsNoGiggles July 6, 2014

Eclair 

The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.

"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"

Eclair by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017

Eclair 

a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.

If I put blood in it does it make it a Scarlet Eclair?

Eclair by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022

éclair 

An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.

I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend.

éclair by Phrisky October 12, 2008

Éclair 

During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.

I thought I found my dream girl until she fucking éclaired me

Éclair by StuffyCrust March 3, 2019

Éclair 

An Éclair is when someone pulls down your pants and you shart and it squirts in their mouth.

Oh Crap! Eli just left gave me an éclair Gross!

What the hell Veronica I spent hours washing my hair only for you to just éclair in my mouth.

Éclair by Deathly me December 31, 2019