E-value

Short for entertainment value. This value is awarded to a guy/gal who has a crush on you and does amusing things to get your attention. The feelings aren't mutual, but that person IS entertaining.

Megan: Hey you know that nerd Flawson? He yelled "HEY MEGAN!" in the middle of a badminton game.

Moquisha: Hey, atleast he got some E-value!

by monishallure January 14, 2009

e-vader

Anyone who invades your personal space online, a.k.a. an electronic crasher. Often found on social networking or chat sites such as Facebook, MySpace, MSN, iChat, etc.

Min: omg, did u see how kim lyke totally crashed our fb convo ysterday?
Rin: yeah, she's such a dark e-vader.

Sara: He's such a e-vader; whenever I get online he tries to chat with me. It's bursting my bubble.
Mara: I know how you feel, S. The e-vaders can be annoying sometimes.

by thelastcard June 11, 2011

e-val

(n.) electronic validation (i.e. props, respect, recognition given online)

That was a clever forum post and deserved more e-val.

by Marchant February 25, 2008

E-Vandal

Someone who vandalizes websites, either out of spite, or for thrills.

Our company just got our website up and running, but some e-vandal hacked into it and sabotaged all the hard work we put into it.

by The Cream of Sum Yung Guy March 24, 2009

Puss-E-vac (pussyvac)

When ones cock is so big, that once inserted into a vagine, it leaves no room for anything else, not even air! The insertion causes mass and rapid evacuation of all the air, resulting in a somewhat awkward sound (a pussy evacuation)

"I swear, I didn't fart.. "
"Yeah I know... Puss-E-vac (pussyvac) :)"
"???"

by MessyEssie February 5, 2010

e-vaporation

The process by which downloaded, digital media - music, video, books - disappear from your mp3 player, PC or e-reader when the rights holders or online store they were purchased from 'remotely' delete them.

I blame e-vaporation for the disappearance of all the books on my Kindle.

by SparkyMark July 31, 2010

E.V.A.

Extra Vaginal Attachment.

A large strap on dildo worn by a woman to take the man's role in penetrative sex.

Victor: Dude, what's up with your walk this morning?

Chase: I went back to Jenny's place last night, she pulled out the biggest E.V.A. I've ever seen.

by nantuckettuck October 20, 2009