DWIFF

Deal with it fuck face. For when you're in the mood to tell off a friend, but you're to lazy to do it.

Tom: Are you seriously gonna shave that cat?

Steve: Hell yeah I am! DWIFF!

by BetterthanSMDES October 14, 2012

dwife

A dick fart

Duffy: whats that smell?
David:dude chill its a dwife

by Dwife master November 11, 2013

Doif

A male house-wife or a domestic male. Someone unemployed of the male variety who spends his time in the home cooking and cleaning for the family.

Being a doif, Jack was used to the daily tasks of cooking for his family and cleaning up after them after they've all went off to school and work.

by ShinyNickel September 1, 2012

Dwoff

Someone who sucks toes

Did you hear? Abigail is a dwoff!

by Dswaggs July 6, 2016

Dworf

Same pronunciation as dwarf except the dworfs are amazingly tall unlike DWARFS

man 1:This man is a fucking dworf

man2: what do you mean the man is too tall

man1: Exactly

by TITAN778 February 11, 2020

dworf

Pretentious fuck, Also Smart ass.

Awww man, Dworf is being a shit again.

by Frying Pan Prime August 20, 2014

doif

Being a doif is when you just being a stupid ass, nobody likes doif’s, don’t be a doif.

Bruhhh that kid Jahseh really be a doif

by kimjonbolognese May 1, 2019