Fart Dust

A really dry flatulence which upon exiting the anus emits dust which then can be seen on the inner lining of the undergarment as a powder like substance which falls away upon removal of said undergarment.

Hey Bill, check out my collection of fart dust I have here in this jar. It weighs almost 10 pounds!

by Auron117 September 11, 2015

Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.

I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.

by Impala_067 February 16, 2021

Unicorn Fart Dust

dismissive term to describe something valueless or insignificant

My boss dismissed my idea as unicorn fart dust, but six months later our competitor launched the exact same thing and made millions.

by Bitboyjay February 16, 2026

fart poop duty

A big poop and small fart and a pee and a little and big pee

I'm gonna go take a fart poop duty

by FoxyPlayz The YouTuber November 18, 2023

Dust Farter

An old person. Cause they are so old the fart dust.

Man, that dust farter sure is cranky in his old age.

by Aron S February 23, 2009

dust farts

when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!

"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"

by THE dust fart victim of sbd (san bernadino) September 12, 2003

farting dust

a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is

Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?

by jacin rome October 8, 2005