Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013

Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008

Daritza

The most beautiful, amazing chick you will EVER meet. She is the Queen of Angels. Her personality is truly her own. She alone will be the best thing in your life. Beware because she can also break your heart but in the end it will be worth it because she is truly a very special person.

"She is a Goddess!!"
"Of course she is, that's Daritza!"

by The Misunderstood Beast May 24, 2012

nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

Dumitriţa

Dumitriţa is a cute girl and a fucking real fan of stranger things.She always make you laugh but she cry a lot.I think she is perfect and the best person in the world.

I love Dumitriţa

by Haden.. .... June 8, 2020

floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.

Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.

by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016

Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015